RTFB
RTFB: An acronym for "(R)ide (T)he (B)us". You can tell your mother/teachers that the F stands for "fast", because we all know the bus is so fast. You wanna know the best way downtown from here? Just...
View Articleblau
The sound that a gun makes. And the man went up to him, and was like, "blau", and that was the end of him.
View Articlegotei
(1) A move in the board game Go that does require a direct response from the opponent and can be safely ignored.(2) An action or move in a game or in a real-life adversarial situation that fills the...
View ArticleC-town
Cleveland, OH, one of the finest cities in the world. Never used to refer to any of the other C-cities in Ohio, such as Cincinnati, Columbus, or Canton, and certainly never used to refer to Chicago,...
View Articlejack hang harnit
Exclamation. Synonymous with "Shit!! Jack Hang Harnit! I just stubbed my toe!
View ArticleWonk
(1) Noun - An expert in a field, typically someone who is fairly young and very intelligent.(2) Verb - To use ones mastery of a specific subject to perform some type of work. (1) I need to find some...
View ArticleG sus
A fairly common jazz chord that happens to be pronounced similarly to the familiar religious figure, Jesus. Is that a G-sus chord in the third bar?
View Articleshittrain
A train that is very late, to the point of pissing off the people waiting for it. Oh, the shittrain is so late!
View ArticlePRI
Public Radio International, a developer and supplier of non-commercial audio content. PRI has a more intelligent and sophisticated following than the sorts who listen to commercial radio stations.
View Articleshittown
A town that is economically depressed, where there is nothing to do, where the adults are deranged or stupid, and the businesses and institutions are dysfunctional. I need to pull myself together and...
View Articledoze
Microsoft Windows, the operating system. The computers crashed a lot since they were all running doze.
View Articlequing
A transgendered, non-gendered, or ambiguously gendered monarch. It will be many generations still before England sees its first quing.
View Articlekindfriend
A kind friend. Used to express warmth, friendship, and gratitude. Thank you, kindfriend.
View Articlelluo
Nonsense word combining the Welsh "ll" sound (as in lloyd) and the Mandarin Chinese "uo" dipthong. Pronounced in the first tone (high, flat). Used as an exclamation, but does not express any...
View Articlemotherfriend
A mother who is also your friend. Used to show affection to ones' own mother; often used when addressing ones' own mother. Motherfriend!
View Articlebunts
Bunts road, the famous street in Lakewood, OH. Called a road but really more of a street, fairly urban in character. Turns into West 140th street when you take it south into Cleveland. Giel is east of...
View Articlehogsmith
A pigsmith, one who forges hogs, usually out of iron. The term hogsmith is usually used to refer to more experienced pigsmiths, although the words can be used interchangeably. Our town is home to many...
View Articlemothershitter
Rarely used curse word. Similar in use to motherfucker, but less caustic. Mothershitter! Son of a...ass!
View Articleproducshizzle
Production. (1) This has been a Jazzy Fizzle producshizzle, my nizzle.(2) We must destroy the enemy's mizzle of producshizzle!!!
View ArticleHIRD
(H)URD of (I)nterfaces (R)epresenting (D)epth. A kernel for an operating system, made by the GNU. The world's first doubly recursive acronym, with HURD. I can't get the HIRD to compile on my machine.
View ArticleDubyah
Derogatory word used to refer to George W. Bush. Ever since Dubyah got in the white house, our country's been going down the tubes.
View ArticleJ.O.O.
J.O.O. Sounds like an acronym but really reads straight across: A jew. Ain't nothin' but J.O.O's in this neighborhood.
View Articlejauns
A physical object, or thing. Typically used to describe to an object being passed or handled. Pass me that big jauns.
View ArticleHURD
(H)IRD of (U)N*X (R)eplacing (D)aemons. A kernel for an operating system, made by the GNU. The world's first doubly recursive acronym, with HIRD. He's so cutting edge, he's running the HURD!
View Articlejackofspades
The best card in the deck. He is eating a popsicle. But then he played the jackofspades.
View Articlebarber king
The king of hearts, because we all know he's not stabbing himself in the head, but rather, just cutting his hair with his sword. I would have been able to shoot the moon if I had just had the barber...
View Articlebirtchasg
A generic insult, can be used to refer to either women or men. I can't believe that birtchasg!
View Articletoth
A black mage in the original final fantasy game for Nintendo. Also the name of a car dealership in Berea, OH. When fighting Kary for the second time, I have Toth use ICE3, and it usually puts Kary out...
View Articlehuntingmen
Men who hunt, or are hunting. We saw a bunch of huntingmen in the woods the other day.
View Articleplayerhater
(n) - One who detracts from the legitimate success of others, or disrespects others and their ideas due to ignorance, envy, jealousy or too much free time. Don't be a playerhater.
View Articleplayahata
(n) - One who offers truthful constructive criticism that is in opposition to popular opinion or the status quo. I'm proud to be a playahata, somebody needs to say it the way it is.
View Articlecoventry
A walkable neighborhood in Cleveland Heights on Coventry rd, featuring cute independent storefronts, a rich history and culture, and the #7, #9, and #821 RTA buses. A favorite hangout place for teens...
View Articleold school
Anything that is from an earlier era and looked upon with high regard or respect. Can be used to refer to music, clothing, language, or anything really. Client: We have three PC's running MS-Dos...
View Articlewackness
The state of being wack. A measure of the degree to which someone or something is wack. Alternatively, an exclamation indicating a high degree of wackness in the general surroundings. I sense wackness...
View Articleniggaz
Plural form of nigga. (1) Them niggaz was talkin' shit about me.(2) Wassup my niggaz?
View Articledeathstar
An IBM DeskStar 60 or 75GB hard drive, which had a bug in the firmware which could cause massive, spontaneous data loss. Shocking to people, since IBM is generally known for having reliable, though...
View Articlewondertastic
adj. Fantastic and wonderful. Much stronger than either word, only used in extreme situations, for great emphasis. That's absolutely wondertastic!
View Articlejack shit
Nothing, or something equivalent to nothing. Jack shit has the remarkable property that its absence and presence are identical. Typically used with or without a negative to describe a total lack of...
View Articlepeeance freeance
A phrase made up by Dubya, used to refer to Iraq. From context, it apparently has a positive connotation, but is distinct in meaning from "secure". Most likely means something to the effect of...
View Articlequail
A medium bird, often hunted for sport, and sometimes used for meat or eggs. Old world quails are in the Pheasant family; new world quails like the bobwhite or California quail are in a distinct...
View Articleuffleumps
A small creature, made of jelly, having two eyes, and the shape of a small, rounded hat. Uffleumps are most commonly red or teal, but can come in any color. Uffleumps are cute and small, and move by...
View Articleghetto palm
Ailanthus Altissima, a tree that is commonly found growing in abandoned lots and around poorly-maintained properties. When young, looks somewhat like a palm tree, with a long trunk with a tuft of...
View Articlenappage
Substantive noun to describe sleep obtained through a nap. From the word "nap". I got some nappage in the office this afternoon.
View ArticleThe Ho
Refers to the game Spaceward Ho, an old networked space strategy game for Macintoshes. We used to play The Ho after school in the computer lab.
View Articlecuddlefuck
Someone who screws up cuddling by trying to push for sexual activity when all you want to do is cuddle. You cuddlefuck! Get away from me!
View Articlegiant uffleumps
Large uffleumps, typically eight times the size of uffleumps. They have a tough skin and move quickly in a bouncing motion. Many species of giant uffleumps are carnivorous and can be quite dangerous....
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